TEMNÉ KECY - Bratislava - PolePole
Čo všetko sme nezažili za posledný rok napríklad v kuchyni, obývačke, na terase, v chodbe či šatníku ti budeme rozprávať na tvrdo a bez cenzúry celé 2 hodiny. Vaši dvaja najobľúbenejší stand up komici z Temných Kecov: Veľmajster Jerry a Ivo Ladižo Ladižinský ťa prevedú problematikou od sedenia doma, cez utieranie prachu až po kukanie z okna. Temný duel Tučného so Starým sa bude konať podľa všetkých aktuálnych hygienickým opatrení, takže je zakázané kašľať na všetkých a trieť sa o kolektív.
Počet lístkov je limitovaný atmosférou komorného typu a pohodlím každého diváka.
Podpor Temné Kecy a životom ubitých komikov, hladných po potlesku a ťažko skúšaných sociálnou poisťovňou.
Nevieme sa dočkať kedy tomu konečne spolu vytneme.
Zdieľaj kým nezakážu !!!
!!!!!!!! Vstup od 15 rokov !!!!!!!!!!!
Všetky vyrozprávané príbehy a spomínané osoby v TK, sú fiktívne a nezobrazujú skutočné osoby a ani udalosti! TK sú divadelné predstavenie s výrazným umeleckým posunom a štylizáciou!
Zmena programu a účinkujúcich je vyhradená.
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Bratislava and Devin Castle from Speed Boats
Enjoy the new and remarkable view of Bratislava through the sunny day or light up at night from the deck of our motorized speedboat.
Jump Arena
Experience the freedom in our JUMP ARENA. Jumping and acrobatics on huge trampolines, ultimate dodgebal, air bag, jumping, celebrations, teambuilding, ...
iCOMBAT Laser Game
The most modern laser game system is finally coming to Slovakia. ICombat is a world unit and offers several types of weapons for all generations. Bratislava is the first Slovak city where you can try this system.
Team Up
Team Up is an original amusement park in the style of Fort Boyard and a conference space in one. It is ideal for corporate events, teambuilding, but also as a place to have fun with friends over the weekend, family or school trip, a place for children's birthday parties, and actually for all those who want to have active and team fun. Our game can be played by up to 80 people at once. The aim of the game is to overcome 24 tasks / rooms that will test your physical strength, logical thinking and team spirit. Completing all tasks is not a prerequisite, the main goal is to have fun together. We have prepared several levels of difficulty for you, so that you have a great time, regardless of your age or condition.
Korzo Zálesie
Korzo Zálesie brings an untraditional wooden promenade for all lovers of romantic nooks. If we add an even smaller lookout tower, it is ideal for a short walk, whether with your love or family.
National Wine Salon of the Slovak Republic
The Slovak National Collection of Wines is a unique concept in Central Europe. You can find a collection of the top 100 wines of Slovakia here, which you can purchase or taste in our historical wine cellar in the centre of Bratislava.
Old town tour Bratislava
Wonderful ride through the old town of Bratislava.
Squash and thai massage in hotel Devín
Do you prefer active rest? Play squash right in the city center. We offer you a quality court, which is part of our Spa center. After the match, you can relax in the sauna or take a dip in the pool. You will find such an exclusive combination of services only in the Hotel Devín.
Castle tour
Comfortable seated under the transparent (or opened) roof, Bratislava city train Prešporáčik OldTimer® will take you through the old parts situated outside of the former medieval city up to Bratislava Castle.
Kart One Arena
Try what it's like to drive at full throttle in the largest go-kart hall in Slovakia.
Antovszky Catering
Naša spoločnosť GASTRO-CENTRUM J.P.B. ANTOVSZKÝ, spol. s.r.o., zabezpečuje profesionálny catering a párty servis od roku 1995. Pôsobíme na celom území Slovenska, ako aj v Rakúsku, Česku a Maďarsku.
Elephant Diner - Rovinka
Americka reštaurácia/diner v štýle 50-tych rokov s nadštandardne veľkým detským kútikom.
Wine Tavern Of Small Winemakers
Something between a winery and a pub, it is a perfect place for meeting with close friends with a glass of really good, yet not pricey wine.
St. Hubert restaurant - Apollo Hotel Bratislava
Several times awarded St. Hubert Restaurant is well-known for its venison dishes and excellent international cuisine.
Casa Inka - Peruvian Restaurant
True dishes from Peru cooked by Peruvian chefs.
Molo restaurant
MOLO RESTAURANT is situated in wonderful surroundings of lake Kuchajda a stone’s throw from the center of Bratislava. Our offer of exquisite food is complemented with a wide range of quality wines and other refreshing beverages. Try our everfresh specials in a pleasant atmosphere which will definitely leave you fascinated.
Al Faro
Al Faro is one of the most successful restaurants on the waterfront of Bratislava’s Eurovea center, and it has been operating without major changes since its opening. Even without knowledge of Italian, it is easy to guess that the name means “lighthouse” – although according to the menu it refers to the tower of nearby Warehouse No. 7. A harbor, river, or lighthouse is very close to fish and therefore the concept of the Italian Al Faro restaurant puts an emphasis on fish.
CrémeChic
We opened the unique Créme Chic patisserie for all those who love sweets just like us. We enjoy making others happy and all of our chic dessert is prepared with much love from the best quality ingredients. Stop here and try our Chocolate Dream – it will be love at first taste!
Café café Cremeria Milano
Café café Cremeria Milano is an Italian cafe, cake house and ice cream house situated on the Danube riverbank in one of the largest shopping centers of our capital Bratislava.
Vinotéka LL Wine
Príjemný večer s priateľmi, rodinou či známymi môžte stráviť aj vo vinotéke LL Wine, kde budú Vaše chuťové poháriky zažívať nebo. Postará sa o to široký sortiment slovenských i zahraničných vín.
Loď - Theater Below Deck
LOĎ owned by the popular Slovak actors Ady HAJDU a Roman LUKNÁR is an attractive space RIGHT on the newly reconstructed boat anchored in a relaxation area on the right bank of the Danube with lots of greenery, trees and parks nearby. It offers visitors the THEATER BELOW DECK, along with an ART GALLERY and COFFEE HOUSE with stunning views of the Danube.
National Wine Salon of the Slovak Republic
The Slovak National Collection of Wines is a unique concept in Central Europe. You can find a collection of the top 100 wines of Slovakia here, which you can purchase or taste in our historical wine cellar in the centre of Bratislava.
Pension Hviezda
Penzion Hviezda is located in Bratislava, in a quiet part called Podunajske Biskupice, a 15-minute drive from Old Town, the airport is 8.5 km away. It offers accommodation in 34 rooms with free WiFi in the entire building.
Chill time wellness & spa
V každej z ubytovacích jednotiek nájdete obývaciu izbu s jedálňou a TV s plochou obrazovkou.
Pension Jarka
Located 7 km from the centre of Bratislava and 400 m from a bus stop, Penzion Jarka offers a restaurant on site, free parking and free WiFi. A 24-hour front desk service is available.
Hotel Modena
Hotel Modena features en-suite rooms with balcony in a quiet area of Bratislava, 6 km from the historic city centre and just 100 m from the next bus stop.
Výletné plavby po Dunaji
Get us a memorable experience . You do not own a boat , you can rent it with us, or try Safari on personal watercraft.
Jump Arena
Experience the freedom in our JUMP ARENA. Jumping and acrobatics on huge trampolines, ultimate dodgebal, air bag, jumping, celebrations, teambuilding, ...
iCOMBAT Laser Game
The most modern laser game system is finally coming to Slovakia. ICombat is a world unit and offers several types of weapons for all generations. Bratislava is the first Slovak city where you can try this system.
Team Up
Team Up is an original amusement park in the style of Fort Boyard and a conference space in one. It is ideal for corporate events, teambuilding, but also as a place to have fun with friends over the weekend, family or school trip, a place for children's birthday parties, and actually for all those who want to have active and team fun. Our game can be played by up to 80 people at once. The aim of the game is to overcome 24 tasks / rooms that will test your physical strength, logical thinking and team spirit. Completing all tasks is not a prerequisite, the main goal is to have fun together. We have prepared several levels of difficulty for you, so that you have a great time, regardless of your age or condition.
Brainteaselava Escape Room
Brainteaselava Escape Room offers adventure activities for turists where you can learn something about Bratislava and its history in really unconvential and funny way.
Kart One Arena
Try what it's like to drive at full throttle in the largest go-kart hall in Slovakia.
Golf and Country Club Bratislava - Bernolákovo
The technical parameters are adapted to the historical area with a baroque manor house and majestic old trees. The golf course is suitable for demanding players as well as for beginners. One of its advantages is that it is situated less than 6 km from the capital city of Bratislava. The club has been active in this domain since 1995.
Black River Golf Resort
Black & White Golf Resort Bratislava je unikátnym golfovým rezortom. Nielenže bolo v tomto rezorte vybudované prvé 9-jamkové ihrisko na Slovensku (ihrisko Park), ale taktiež je to najväčším golfovým rezortom s 55-timi grínmi a mnohými oceneniami. Rezort je známy tým, že ponúka 4 ihriská rôznych obťiažností, počnúc najľahším ihrisko Park a končiac športovo najnáročnejším ihrisko v Európe, ihriskom Black River.
Areál Divoká voda
Whitewater is a sport complex that offers a wide range of activities for professional athletes as well as for amateurs.
Trade Museum in Bratislava
The Trade Museum will show you something that you will not be able to see anywhere else. Do you want to feel the same way as our grandparents when they were sent shopping as children?
Gallery Gwerk
Galéria súčasného umenia so zameraním najmä na slovenských etablovaných autorov.
Radošina Naive Theatre
RND je autorským divadlom s originálnou poetikou, ktoré od počiatku až dodnes uvádza hry jediného autora Stanislava Štepku.
Slovak Dance Theatre
Slovenské divadlo tanca (SDT) vzniklo v roku 2005 na podnet choreografa a režiséra Jána Ďurovčíka.
Slovak National Theatre
Slovenské národné divadlo, jedna z najvýznamnejších kultúrnych inštitúcií Slovenska, začalo písať svoje dejiny roku 1920. Dnešné Slovenské národné divadlo tvoria tri zložky so stálym profesionálnym umeleckým súborom: Činohra, Opera a Balet.
Malá scéna STU
Divadlo a.ha vzniklo v roku 1991 ako komorné profesionálne divadlo. Založili ho režisér Štefan Korenči, dramaturgička Viki Janoušková a manažérka Monika Korenčiová. „a.ha“ v jeho názve vyjadrovalo spojenie „ako hosť“. Prvou premiérou bola inscenácia Štefana Korenčiho hry Edwarda Albeeho ZOO story.
UMELKA Gallery
Galéria UMELKA je jednou z najstarších kultúrnych inštitúcií na Slovensku: postavená bola spolkom Umelecká beseda slovenská v rokoch 1925 – 1926. Umelcom i kultúrnej verejnosti slúži bez prerušenia už skoro 90 rokov.
Bratislava Puppet Theatre
Divadlo vzniklo v r. 1957 pod názvom Štátne bábkové divadlo. V súčasnosti patrí do zriaďovateľskej pôsobnosti Bratislavského samosprávneho kraja, preto bolo premenované na Bratislavské bábkové divadlo. Na konte má 183 premiér a viac ako 13 000 predstavení doma a vo svete, ako aj množstvo významných ocenení z medzinárodných festivalov.
Loď - Theater Below Deck
LOĎ owned by the popular Slovak actors Ady HAJDU a Roman LUKNÁR is an attractive space RIGHT on the newly reconstructed boat anchored in a relaxation area on the right bank of the Danube with lots of greenery, trees and parks nearby. It offers visitors the THEATER BELOW DECK, along with an ART GALLERY and COFFEE HOUSE with stunning views of the Danube.
Aréna Theatre
Divadlo Aréna patrí svojou tradíciou medzi najstaršie divadlá v Bratislave. Založené bolo v roku 1828 na petržalskom brehu Dunaja, v blízkosti historického verejného parku. Spočiatku slúžilo ako letné divadlo – nekrytý amfiteáter, odtiaľ názov Aréna.
Motor-car Tuhovská
Požičajte si Mercedes a prejdite s ním celé Slovensko štýlovo. Vyberte sa na dobrodružstvá sám, s partnerom, priateľmi, alebo rodinou a podľa toho si vyberte typ vozidla, ktoré Vám najviac vyhovuje.
Motor-car Hodonínska
Požičajte si Mercedes a prejdite s ním celé Slovensko štýlovo. Vyberte sa na dobrodružstvá sám, s partnerom, priateľmi, alebo rodinou a podľa toho si vyberte typ vozidla, ktoré Vám najviac vyhovuje.