TEMNÉ KECY - Bratislava - PolePole

Čo všetko sme nezažili za posledný rok napríklad v kuchyni, obývačke, na terase, v chodbe či šatníku ti budeme rozprávať na tvrdo a bez cenzúry celé 2 hodiny. Vaši dvaja najobľúbenejší stand up komici z Temných Kecov: Veľmajster Jerry a Ivo Ladižo Ladižinský ťa prevedú problematikou od sedenia doma, cez utieranie prachu až po kukanie z okna.   Temný duel Tučného so Starým sa bude konať podľa všetkých aktuálnych hygienickým opatrení, takže je zakázané kašľať na všetkých a trieť sa o kolektív.

Počet lístkov je limitovaný atmosférou komorného typu a pohodlím každého diváka.

 

Podpor Temné Kecy a životom ubitých komikov, hladných po potlesku a ťažko skúšaných sociálnou poisťovňou.

 

Nevieme sa dočkať kedy tomu konečne spolu vytneme.

 

Zdieľaj kým nezakážu !!!

 

!!!!!!!! Vstup od 15 rokov !!!!!!!!!!!

Všetky vyrozprávané príbehy a spomínané osoby v TK, sú fiktívne a nezobrazujú skutočné osoby a ani udalosti! TK sú divadelné predstavenie s výrazným umeleckým posunom a štylizáciou!

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Ak si ZŤP máš vstup Zdarma, aj s doprovodom ak potrebuješ. Je potrebné napísať nám do správy na Facebook alebo Instagram Temné Kecy, že máš záujem prísť, aby sme to vedeli nachystať. Vozičkárov prosíme aby si nosili vlastné sedenie a slepci nech si nesadajú dopredu.

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