Temné kecy – summer open air 2022

Čo všetko sme nezažili za posledný rok napríklad v kuchyni, obývačke, na terase, v chodbe či šatníku ti budeme rozprávať na tvrdo a bez cenzúry celé 2 hodiny. Vaši dvaja najobľúbenejší stand up komici z Temných Kecov: Veľmajster Jerry a Ivo Ladižo Ladižinský ťa prevedú problematikou od sedenia doma, cez utieranie prachu až po kukanie z okna.   Temný duel Tučného so Starým sa bude konať podľa všetkých aktuálnych hygienickým opatrení, takže je zakázané kašľať na všetkých a trieť sa o kolektív.

Počet lístkov je limitovaný atmosférou komorného typu a pohodlím každého diváka.

 

Podpor Temné Kecy a životom ubitých komikov, hladných po potlesku a ťažko skúšaných sociálnou poisťovňou.

 

Nevieme sa dočkať kedy tomu konečne spolu vytneme.

 

Zdieľaj kým nezakážu !!!

 

!!!!!!!! Vstup od 15 rokov !!!!!!!!!!!

Všetky vyrozprávané príbehy a spomínané osoby v TK, sú fiktívne a nezobrazujú skutočné osoby a ani udalosti! TK sú divadelné predstavenie s výrazným umeleckým posunom a štylizáciou!

Zmena programu a účinkujúcich je vyhradená.

Zľavy:

Ak si ZŤP máš vstup Zdarma, aj s doprovodom ak potrebuješ. Je potrebné napísať nám do správy na Facebook alebo Instagram Temné Kecy, že máš záujem prísť, aby sme to vedeli nachystať. Vozičkárov prosíme aby si nosili vlastné sedenie a slepci nech si nesadajú dopredu.

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    Sandbersko

    Územie Sandbersko - pajštúnskeho geoparku zaberá širšie okolie metropoly Slovenska - Bratislavy, turisticky je veľmi známe a navštevované.

    Devinska Kobyla Mt.

    The National Nature Reserve Devínska Kobyla is unique and very interesting locality for its flora. It stretches in the southern most part of the mountains Malé Karpaty on an area of 101 ha. It is situated between villages Devínska Nová Ves, Dúbravka and Devín on the territory of the Capital Bratislava.

    Kamzík

    Kamzík

    The name of this 439-meter hill overlooking Bratislava.

    Sokoliareň a minizoo Devín

    Sokoliareň a minizoo Devín

    The Devín falconry and mini zoo is not only a recreation area with a rich exhibition of predators and flight demonstrations. It also represents a contact mini zoo with a number of animals (rabbits, guinea pigs, purebred bears, sheep, goats, emus, donkeys, ponies, foxes, parrots, pigeons and others) with the possibility of their feeding or direct contact. We offer a leisure area that will be appreciated (not only) by families with children. We also place great emphasis on education and environmental education, which we implement in several projects (falconry circle, cooperation with schools and others).

    ZOO Bratislava

    ZOO Bratislava

    Bratislava ZOO opened its gates in 1960 and is a home for 167 spieces, numbering more than 958 animals. Apart from breeding endangered species, it also fulfils educational role. It takes part in various rescue programmes and is a member of several international organizations. The rarest among the species are: Southern White Rhinoceros, Addax, Pygmy Hippopotamus, Buff-cheeked Gibbon, Red Panda, Sumatran Orangutan.

    Národná prírodná rezervácia Šúr

    Národná prírodná rezervácia Šúr pri obci Svätý Jur (19 km S) sa rozkladá na ploche 370 ha. Vyznačuje sa výskytom vzácnej flóry a fauny v prostredí vzácneho komplexu barinato-slatinného jelšového lesa s rašeliniskom. Súčasťou rezervácie je aj riedky dubovo-brestový les nazývaný Panónsky háj, v ktorom sa zachovala vzácna xerotermná vegetácia.

    Team Up

    Team Up

    Team Up is an original amusement park in the style of Fort Boyard and a conference space in one. It is ideal for corporate events, teambuilding, but also as a place to have fun with friends over the weekend, family or school trip, a place for children's birthday parties, and actually for all those who want to have active and team fun. Our game can be played by up to 80 people at once. The aim of the game is to overcome 24 tasks / rooms that will test your physical strength, logical thinking and team spirit. Completing all tasks is not a prerequisite, the main goal is to have fun together. We have prepared several levels of difficulty for you, so that you have a great time, regardless of your age or condition.

    Botanical Garden in Bratislava

    The Botanical Garden of Comenius University in Bratislava was the first of its kind opened in Slovakia. It is one of the favourite places of relaxation for inhabitants and visitors of our Capital.

    Bar JAMA

    Bar pri pivovare JAMA Craft Brewery špecializovaný na predaj piva z tohto pivovaru.

    Jump Arena

    Jump Arena

    Experience the freedom in our JUMP ARENA. Jumping and acrobatics on huge trampolines, ultimate dodgebal, air bag, jumping, celebrations, teambuilding, ...

    iCOMBAT Laser Game

    iCOMBAT Laser Game

    The most modern laser game system is finally coming to Slovakia. ICombat is a world unit and offers several types of weapons for all generations. Bratislava is the first Slovak city where you can try this system.

    Kart One Arena

    Kart One Arena

    Try what it's like to drive at full throttle in the largest go-kart hall in Slovakia.

    Bonus Resort

    Bonus Resort

    Located in the suburbs of Bratislava near Devinska Nová Ves, Bonus Resort is a ranch offering tennis courts, horse riding lessons, a restaurant and a terrace with barbecue facilities. Free Wi-Fi is provided.

    Elephant Diner - Bratislava

    Elephant Diner - Bratislava

    Americka reštaurácia v štýle 50-tych rokov, ktorá okrem príjemného prostredia zaujme kvalitnou americkou kuchyňou ako sú burgre, sendviče, lievance či steaky,...

    Restaurant VEŽA - Kamzík

    Restaurant VEŽA - Kamzík

    You’ve come to the right address. VEŽA Restaurant is a legendary spot with the best view of Bratislava and surrounding countries from the highest vantage. Experience a stunning 360° panoramic view of the Bratislava metropolitan area inside the revolving restaurant. It is a great pleasure and an honor to invite you to discover the culinary treasures our restaurant offers. Let the VEŽA Restaurant and its sweeping vista awaken all of your senses.

    Vinotéka u Prokopa

    Vinotéka u Prokopa

    Svet iskrivých, šťavnatých a výnimočných chutí a vôní.

    Molo restaurant

    Molo restaurant

    MOLO RESTAURANT is situated in wonderful surroundings of lake Kuchajda a stone’s throw from the center of Bratislava. Our offer of exquisite food is complemented with a wide range of quality wines and other refreshing beverages. Try our everfresh specials in a pleasant atmosphere which will definitely leave you fascinated.

    Bastion Restaurant

    Bastion Restaurant

    Bastion Pub offers one of the widest ranges of draft beer from several renowned breweries across Europe as well as from small craft breweries in the Czech Republic and Slovakia. Bastion is situated at the junction of busy city thoroughfares.

    Laurent

    Laurent

    Laurent is a traditional patisserie with its own production. A wide variety of desserts, tea pastry, conventional, unconventional and artistic cakes, are produced daily only from butter and animal cream by our team of skilled and creative master confectioners.

    Bar JAMA

    Bar pri pivovare JAMA Craft Brewery špecializovaný na predaj piva z tohto pivovaru.

    Park Hotel Intenzíva ***

    Park Hotel Intenzíva ***

    Surrounded by forest, Park Hotel Stupava is set 1 km away from the centre of Stupava. It offers tennis courts, an indoor and an outdoor pool as well as a restaurant with a terrace. Free Wi-Fi is available throughout the building.

    Hotel Eminent ***

    Set right on the main street in the small town of Stupava, Hotel Eminent has a bowling alley and offers air-conditioned rooms with free Wi-Fi, minibar and flat-screen satellite TV. Free private parking is provided on site.

    Pension Green Hof

    Pension Green Hof

    Located in the town of Stupava and the Bratislava city reachable within 9.3 mi, Penzión Green Hof offers accommodations with a garden and a terrace. Free WiFi is available in all areas.

    Pension Privát ***

    Situated in Stupava in the Bratislavský kraj Region, 49 km from Vienna, Penzión Privát features a barbecue and views of the mountain. Private parking is available on site.

    POHODA ubytovanie

    Set in Stupava, POHODA ubytovanie offers air-conditioned rooms with free WiFi. The accommodation features a shared kitchen, and buying tickets for guests.

    Pension Pútnický Mlyn ***

    Putnicky Mlyn guest house is situated in the foothills of the Small Carpathians 2 km from Pajstun Castle and only a 10-minute drive from Bratislava. It offers free Wi-Fi and free parking.

    Hotel Andromeda Wellness

    Our hotel is located in the quiet and green area of the Little Carpathians close to Bratislava and offers an outstanding commitment to individual service.

    Hotel Carpatia

    Hotel Carpatia

    This stylish hotel is located at the foot of the Little Carpathians, 10 km north of the city centre of Bratislava and next to the D2 motorway.

    Bonus Resort

    Bonus Resort

    Located in the suburbs of Bratislava near Devinska Nová Ves, Bonus Resort is a ranch offering tennis courts, horse riding lessons, a restaurant and a terrace with barbecue facilities. Free Wi-Fi is provided.

    Team Up

    Team Up

    Team Up is an original amusement park in the style of Fort Boyard and a conference space in one. It is ideal for corporate events, teambuilding, but also as a place to have fun with friends over the weekend, family or school trip, a place for children's birthday parties, and actually for all those who want to have active and team fun. Our game can be played by up to 80 people at once. The aim of the game is to overcome 24 tasks / rooms that will test your physical strength, logical thinking and team spirit. Completing all tasks is not a prerequisite, the main goal is to have fun together. We have prepared several levels of difficulty for you, so that you have a great time, regardless of your age or condition.

    Brainteaselava Escape Room

    Brainteaselava Escape Room offers adventure activities for turists where you can learn something about Bratislava and its history in really unconvential and funny way.

    Jump Arena

    Jump Arena

    Experience the freedom in our JUMP ARENA. Jumping and acrobatics on huge trampolines, ultimate dodgebal, air bag, jumping, celebrations, teambuilding, ...

    iCOMBAT Laser Game

    iCOMBAT Laser Game

    The most modern laser game system is finally coming to Slovakia. ICombat is a world unit and offers several types of weapons for all generations. Bratislava is the first Slovak city where you can try this system.

    Kart One Arena

    Kart One Arena

    Try what it's like to drive at full throttle in the largest go-kart hall in Slovakia.

    Výletné plavby po Dunaji

    Get us a memorable experience . You do not own a boat , you can rent it with us, or try Safari on personal watercraft.

    Golf and Country Club Bratislava - Bernolákovo

    Golf and Country Club Bratislava - Bernolákovo

    The technical parameters are adapted to the historical area with a baroque manor house and majestic old trees. The golf course is suitable for demanding players as well as for beginners. One of its advantages is that it is situated less than 6 km from the capital city of Bratislava. The club has been active in this domain since 1995.

    Black River Golf Resort

    Black & White Golf Resort Bratislava je unikátnym golfovým rezortom. Nielenže bolo v tomto rezorte vybudované prvé 9-jamkové ihrisko na Slovensku (ihrisko Park), ale taktiež je to najväčším golfovým rezortom s 55-timi grínmi a mnohými oceneniami. Rezort je známy tým, že ponúka 4 ihriská rôznych obťiažností, počnúc najľahším ihrisko Park a končiac športovo najnáročnejším ihrisko v Európe, ihriskom Black River.

    Aquapark Senec

    Nechajte sa zlákať nekonečnou ponukou tých najbláznivejších mokrých zážitkov počas celého roka!

    Pajštún Castle

    Pajštún Castle

    Bratislava is the ideal starting point for a trip to the Pajštún Castle next the village Borinka in the Malé Karpaty Mts.

    The Museum of Education and Pedagogy

    The Museum of Education and Pedagogy

    Múzeum školstva a pedagogiky je celoštátne špecializované pracovisko rezortu školstva, jediné svojho druhu v Slovenskej republike. Bolo založené v roku 1970. Jeho zriaďovateľom je Ministerstvo školstva, vedy, výskumu a športu SR a organizačne patrí pod Centrum vedecko-technických informácií SR. Jeho poslaním je zhromažďovať, spracovávať a ochraňovať, vedecky zhodnocovať a prezentovať hmotné dokumenty z dejín školstva a pedagogiky na Slovensku ako národné kultúrne dedičstvo.

    Museum of Croatian Culture in Slovakia

    Múzeum je dokumentačným, vedeckovýskumným a metodickým múzejným pracoviskom zameraným na dejiny a kultúru Chorvátov na Slovensku od ich príchodu na územie dnešného Slovenska až po súčasnosť. Múzeum zhromažďuje, ochraňuje, odborne spracováva a prezentuje hmotné doklady súvisiace s jeho profiláciou.

    Villa rustica

    Villa rustica

    Important Roman monument known as villa rustica finds one in the locality Veľká lúka (territory of the municipal ward Dúbravka in Bratislava). It is the National Cultural Monument.

    The Biely Kameň Castle

    The Biely Kameň Castle

    Above Svätý Jur in the Malé Karpaty Mts., near Bratislava there are the ruins of the Biely Kameň Castle, which was probably built in the 13th century.

    Mestská pamiatková rezervácia Svätý Jur

    K najstarším zachovaným architektúram vinohradníckeho mestečka Svätý Jur patrí gotický Kostol sv. Juraja s drevenou zvonicou, situovaný dominantne nad opevneným historickým jadrom mesta v niekdajšej samostatnej časti Neštich.

    Devín Castle

    Devín Castle

    Devín Castle standing on a massive rock hill above the confluence of the Danube and Morava is an unusually impressive landmark. It is part of the oldest history of Slovakia.

    Transport Museum Bratislava

    The museum exists thanks to the efforts made by people who, ever since the 1970s, have been gathering historical equipment that documents the development of railway and road transport. The development of road transport is presented by a collection of motorcycles and automobiles dated from the time between the two world wars up to vehicles from the 1970s.

    Slavín

    A monumental memorial Slavín with a cemetery is a place of reverence where 6845 Soviet soldiers are buried who perished during the liberation of Bratislava and its environs in April 1945.

    Motor-car Hodonínska

    Motor-car Hodonínska

    Požičajte si Mercedes a prejdite s ním celé Slovensko štýlovo. Vyberte sa na dobrodružstvá sám, s partnerom, priateľmi, alebo rodinou a podľa toho si vyberte typ vozidla, ktoré Vám najviac vyhovuje.

    Motor-car Tuhovská

    Motor-car Tuhovská

    Požičajte si Mercedes a prejdite s ním celé Slovensko štýlovo. Vyberte sa na dobrodružstvá sám, s partnerom, priateľmi, alebo rodinou a podľa toho si vyberte typ vozidla, ktoré Vám najviac vyhovuje.

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