TEMNÉ KECY - Bratislava - Ponteo

Čo všetko sme nezažili za posledný rok napríklad v kuchyni, obývačke, na terase, v chodbe či šatníku ti budeme rozprávať na tvrdo a bez cenzúry celé 2 hodiny. Vaši dvaja najobľúbenejší stand up komici z Temných Kecov: Veľmajster Jerry a Ivo Ladižo Ladižinský ťa prevedú problematikou od sedenia doma, cez utieranie prachu až po kukanie z okna.   Temný duel Tučného so Starým sa bude konať podľa všetkých aktuálnych hygienickým opatrení, takže je zakázané kašľať na všetkých a trieť sa o kolektív.

Počet lístkov je limitovaný atmosférou komorného typu a pohodlím každého diváka.

 

Podpor Temné Kecy a životom ubitých komikov, hladných po potlesku a ťažko skúšaných sociálnou poisťovňou.

 

Nevieme sa dočkať kedy tomu konečne spolu vytneme.

 

Zdieľaj kým nezakážu !!!

 

!!!!!!!! Vstup od 15 rokov !!!!!!!!!!!

Všetky vyrozprávané príbehy a spomínané osoby v TK, sú fiktívne a nezobrazujú skutočné osoby a ani udalosti! TK sú divadelné predstavenie s výrazným umeleckým posunom a štylizáciou!

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    YACHTER CLUB Modrá Čajka

    YACHTER CLUB Modrá Čajka

    Enjoy great food in pleasant atmosphere of our restaurant right on the river Danube. For a while you will fell like on the seashore. Refresh yourself in our BBQ bar on the terrace and then try to play beach volleyball, ride a paddle board, water ski, jet ski or take a motorboat with friends for a cruise to one of the Danube parts or under the majestic Devin castle.

    Petržalka Bowling Center

    Petržalka Bowling Center

    Are you looking for something new? Are you looking for an activity where you will definitely not be bored, so come and play bowling in our bowling center, where you will find a modern environment, 8 professional lanes with seating for 48 players.

    Kart One Arena

    Kart One Arena

    Try what it's like to drive at full throttle in the largest go-kart hall in Slovakia.

    UFO watch.taste.groove

    UFO watch.taste.groove

    Would you leave Paris without a visit to the Eiffel Tower or from Dubai without a visit to the Burj Khalifa? Not? So in Bratislava you must not miss the UFO, 95 meters high lookout tower forming the top of the SNP bridge.

    Squash and thai massage in hotel Devín

    Squash and thai massage in hotel Devín

    Do you prefer active rest? Play squash right in the city center. We offer you a quality court, which is part of our Spa center. After the match, you can relax in the sauna or take a dip in the pool. You will find such an exclusive combination of services only in the Hotel Devín.

    Castle tour

    Comfortable seated under the transparent (or opened) roof, Bratislava city train Prešporáčik OldTimer® will take you through the old parts situated outside of the former medieval city up to Bratislava Castle.

    Panoramic tour

    To experience the most beautiful panoramic views in Bratislava look no further than our Panoramic Tour.

    National Wine Salon of the Slovak Republic

    National Wine Salon of the Slovak Republic

    The Slovak National Collection of Wines is a unique concept in Central Europe. You can find a collection of the top 100 wines of Slovakia here, which you can purchase or taste in our historical wine cellar in the centre of Bratislava.

    iCOMBAT Laser Game

    iCOMBAT Laser Game

    The most modern laser game system is finally coming to Slovakia. ICombat is a world unit and offers several types of weapons for all generations. Bratislava is the first Slovak city where you can try this system.

    Jump Arena

    Jump Arena

    Experience the freedom in our JUMP ARENA. Jumping and acrobatics on huge trampolines, ultimate dodgebal, air bag, jumping, celebrations, teambuilding, ...

    Team Up

    Team Up

    Team Up is an original amusement park in the style of Fort Boyard and a conference space in one. It is ideal for corporate events, teambuilding, but also as a place to have fun with friends over the weekend, family or school trip, a place for children's birthday parties, and actually for all those who want to have active and team fun. Our game can be played by up to 80 people at once. The aim of the game is to overcome 24 tasks / rooms that will test your physical strength, logical thinking and team spirit. Completing all tasks is not a prerequisite, the main goal is to have fun together. We have prepared several levels of difficulty for you, so that you have a great time, regardless of your age or condition.

    Reštaurácia YACHTER CLUB Modrá Čajka

    Reštaurácia YACHTER CLUB Modrá Čajka

    Príďte si vychutnať výborné jedlo, s krásnym výhľadom na Dunaj, do maríny s reštauráciou a ubytovaním YACHTER CLUB Modrá Čajka.

    Elephant Diner - Rovinka

    Elephant Diner - Rovinka

    Americka reštaurácia/diner v štýle 50-tych rokov s nadštandardne veľkým detským kútikom.

    Fou Zoo

    Fou Zoo

    Miesto, kam sa chcete znovu vrátiť.

    Portofino wine bar & pasta

    Portofino wine bar & pasta

    Portofino je priamym pokračovateľom úspešného projektu Wine bar&Tapas by Parcafe z bratislavského Ružinova.

    Vinotéka LL Wine

    Vinotéka LL Wine

    Príjemný večer s priateľmi, rodinou či známymi môžte stráviť aj vo vinotéke LL Wine, kde budú Vaše chuťové poháriky zažívať nebo. Postará sa o to široký sortiment slovenských i zahraničných vín.

    Loď - Theater Below Deck

    Loď - Theater Below Deck

    LOĎ owned by the popular Slovak actors Ady HAJDU a Roman LUKNÁR is an attractive space RIGHT on the newly reconstructed boat anchored in a relaxation area on the right bank of the Danube with lots of greenery, trees and parks nearby. It offers visitors the THEATER BELOW DECK, along with an ART GALLERY and COFFEE HOUSE with stunning views of the Danube.

    Dunajský Pivovar Restaurant

    Dunajský Pivovar Restaurant

    A place where your soul will be delighted on the waves of the most delicate tastes, which combines the touch of bitter beer-brewing alchemy and the dainty appetite of Slovak and Czech gourmandise.

    Au Cafe - Grill & Lounge

    Au Cafe - Grill & Lounge

    The Danube embankment is a great place, especially during hot summer days. There is a nice view, pleasant shade and fresh air from the river. If you want to combine it with a good atmosphere with a drink or a meal, it’s worth it trying it, for example, on the Petržalka side of Au-cafe.

    Leberfinger Restaurant

    Leberfinger Restaurant

    Good old Pressburg cuisine can be found on the right bank of the Danube in the Janko Kral´s Park since 1894. The interior reminding Pressburg in the 1920’s will dulcify your gastronomic experience by a glass of tank beer or fine wine from our own wine bar. The restaurant offers seasonal specialities such as goose and duck feast.

    Al Faro

    Al Faro

    Al Faro is one of the most successful restaurants on the waterfront of Bratislava’s Eurovea center, and it has been operating without major changes since its opening. Even without knowledge of Italian, it is easy to guess that the name means “lighthouse” – although according to the menu it refers to the tower of nearby Warehouse No. 7. A harbor, river, or lighthouse is very close to fish and therefore the concept of the Italian Al Faro restaurant puts an emphasis on fish.

    National Wine Salon of the Slovak Republic

    National Wine Salon of the Slovak Republic

    The Slovak National Collection of Wines is a unique concept in Central Europe. You can find a collection of the top 100 wines of Slovakia here, which you can purchase or taste in our historical wine cellar in the centre of Bratislava.

    Ponteo Activity Park Rusovce

    Ponteo Activity Park Rusovce

    The Ponteo Activity Park Rusovce is a multifunctional complex in Bratislava - Rusovice, offering various leisure and sports facilities, free WiFi and free entrance to the fitness centre.

    Rusovsky Penzion **

    Rusovský Penzión is located in Rusovce, one of the green suburbs of Bratislava. The à la carte restaurant serves a continental breakfast, traditional regional cuisine and fish specialties.

    Pension Mala

    Peacefully situated in Jarovce, 5 km from Bratislava, Penzion Mala offers free Wi-Fi access in the entire property. The restaurant with a summer terrace serves pizzas and European cuisine.

    Botel YACHTER CLUB Modrá Čajka

    Botel YACHTER CLUB Modrá Čajka

    You can spend a few days and nights in our oasis on the banks of the river. We have prepared several cozy cabins with a romantic view of the Danube - of course, at an affordable price ... In the morning you may be woken up by seagulls or swans, while we will prepare you a delicious breakfast. After cycling, you can relax or go to the nearby world-famous Danubiana Gallery, where in addition to the rare permanent exhibition you will find at least three current exhibitions.

    Barok Hotel and Apartments

    Barok Hotel and Apartments

    In quiet natural surroundings just a 10-minute drive from the centre of Bratislava, Barok Hotel and Apartments features a modern international restaurant with a bar, terrace, and children’s playground. Free high-speed WiFi and free private parking, monitored around the clock, are available.

    Melrose Apartments

    Melrose Apartments

    This property is 10 minutes walk from the beach. Located in Bratislava, Melrose Apartments offers free Wi-Fi in the lobby, fitness centre and free secured parking. Free access to the on-site outdoor swimming pool and gym is offered. Dolnozemská Bus Stop is 350 m away. ‎

    Pension RAKI

    Pension RAKI

    Penzion RAKI in Bratislava-Petrzalka is located close to Austrian border, next to the D2 motorway and a 5-minute drive to the centre of Bratislava. It features a restaurant, a spa and fitness area and offers free Wi-Fi and free parking.

    Areál Divoká voda

    Whitewater is a sport complex that offers a wide range of activities for professional athletes as well as for amateurs.

    Rafting in Divoká voda

    Rafting in Divoká voda

    Experience the power of water, the ability to co-operate and stand together, and of course a lot of fun on a unique channel in Europe.

    Výletné plavby po Dunaji

    Get us a memorable experience . You do not own a boat , you can rent it with us, or try Safari on personal watercraft.

    Kart One Arena

    Kart One Arena

    Try what it's like to drive at full throttle in the largest go-kart hall in Slovakia.

    X-BIONIC Sphere

    X-BIONIC Sphere

    x-bionic® sphere Enter a world where records are broken, obstacles are overcome and the best of the best meet. The x-bionic® sphere represents a whole universe of sports, leisure and innovation, brought to you in partnership with the global premium sport brand X-BIONIC®. Unparalleled in the world, this unique, multifunctional complex is a haven for discerning visitors, professional athletes and teams, sports enthusiasts, families, business leaders as well as health and wellness seekers. The x-bionic® sphere is located in the middle of Europe, in the vicinity of two major capitals and their international airports: Vienna, Austria and Bratislava, Slovakia. It is easily accessible from every European country within less than 3 hours. (source: http://www.xbionicsphere.com/en/home)

    Brainteaselava Escape Room

    Brainteaselava Escape Room offers adventure activities for turists where you can learn something about Bratislava and its history in really unconvential and funny way.

    iCOMBAT Laser Game

    iCOMBAT Laser Game

    The most modern laser game system is finally coming to Slovakia. ICombat is a world unit and offers several types of weapons for all generations. Bratislava is the first Slovak city where you can try this system.

    Jump Arena

    Jump Arena

    Experience the freedom in our JUMP ARENA. Jumping and acrobatics on huge trampolines, ultimate dodgebal, air bag, jumping, celebrations, teambuilding, ...

    Team Up

    Team Up

    Team Up is an original amusement park in the style of Fort Boyard and a conference space in one. It is ideal for corporate events, teambuilding, but also as a place to have fun with friends over the weekend, family or school trip, a place for children's birthday parties, and actually for all those who want to have active and team fun. Our game can be played by up to 80 people at once. The aim of the game is to overcome 24 tasks / rooms that will test your physical strength, logical thinking and team spirit. Completing all tasks is not a prerequisite, the main goal is to have fun together. We have prepared several levels of difficulty for you, so that you have a great time, regardless of your age or condition.

    Family Golf Rezort Welten

    Family Golf Rezort Welten

    Family Golf Rezort Welten sa nachádza 23 km od Bratislavy, v blízkosti mesta Dunajská Streda. Návštevníkom ponúka najvyšší možný štandard služieb. 18 jamkové ihrisko s množstvom pieskových bunkrov je zaujímavé pre všetky kategórie hráčov. 18 jamkové majstrovské ihrisko (par 72, celková dĺžka 6170 m), bohaté na pieskové bunkre. Golfový zážitok v príjemnom rodinnom prostredí.

    Ancient Gerulata Rusovce

    Ancient Gerulata Rusovce

    In addition to a beautiful manor with a large park, remnants of the Roman military camp Gerulata are the main attraction of Bratislava's borough of Rusovce.

    Danubiana Meulensteen Art Museum

    Danubiana Meulensteen Art Museum

    One of the most romantic museums of modern art in Europe is less than 20 km south of Bratislava - The Danubiana Meulensteen Art Museum. A place where the freedom of the water surface area showcases the creative ideas of contemporary authors.

    Church of the Holy Cross - Hamuliakovo

    Church of the Holy Cross - Hamuliakovo

    The most important sacred monument of the most western part of Žitný ostrov is the local Roman Catholic church of the Holy Cross from the 13th century.

    Trade Museum in Bratislava

    Trade Museum in Bratislava

    The Trade Museum will show you something that you will not be able to see anywhere else. Do you want to feel the same way as our grandparents when they were sent shopping as children?

    Aréna Theatre

    Aréna Theatre

    Divadlo Aréna patrí svojou tradíciou medzi najstaršie divadlá v Bratislave. Založené bolo v roku 1828 na petržalskom brehu Dunaja, v blízkosti historického verejného parku. Spočiatku slúžilo ako letné divadlo – nekrytý amfiteáter, odtiaľ názov Aréna.

    Loď - Theater Below Deck

    Loď - Theater Below Deck

    LOĎ owned by the popular Slovak actors Ady HAJDU a Roman LUKNÁR is an attractive space RIGHT on the newly reconstructed boat anchored in a relaxation area on the right bank of the Danube with lots of greenery, trees and parks nearby. It offers visitors the THEATER BELOW DECK, along with an ART GALLERY and COFFEE HOUSE with stunning views of the Danube.

    Slovak Dance Theatre

    Slovak Dance Theatre

    Slovenské divadlo tanca (SDT) vzniklo v roku 2005 na podnet choreografa a režiséra Jána Ďurovčíka.

    Slovak National Theatre

    Slovenské národné divadlo, jedna z najvýznamnejších kultúrnych inštitúcií Slovenska, začalo písať svoje dejiny roku 1920. Dnešné Slovenské národné divadlo tvoria tri zložky so stálym profesionálnym umeleckým súborom: Činohra, Opera a Balet.

    Natural Science Museum SNM Bratislava

    Natural Science Museum SNM Bratislava

    The Natural Science Museum focuses on research, documentation and presentation of the variety and evolution of both organic and inorganic nature, especially in the territory of Slovakia. It houses a collection of 2.4 million objects.

    Motor-car Tuhovská

    Motor-car Tuhovská

    Požičajte si Mercedes a prejdite s ním celé Slovensko štýlovo. Vyberte sa na dobrodružstvá sám, s partnerom, priateľmi, alebo rodinou a podľa toho si vyberte typ vozidla, ktoré Vám najviac vyhovuje.

    Motor-car Hodonínska

    Motor-car Hodonínska

    Požičajte si Mercedes a prejdite s ním celé Slovensko štýlovo. Vyberte sa na dobrodružstvá sám, s partnerom, priateľmi, alebo rodinou a podľa toho si vyberte typ vozidla, ktoré Vám najviac vyhovuje.

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